SHTDM Universal Remote Snowboard 2024
Super Happytime Death Machine
SHTDM Universal Remote Snowboard 2024
146cm (Cactus XXL)
152cm (Berry Blue)
155cm (Synth Juice)
158cm (Fusion Cherry)
The Universal Remote - Hybrid Cambered Team Favorite.
Control your future, past & present with the Universal Remote. This powerful Claymore grants its wielder a boost in power & creativity. Conquer the Mountains, the Cities, and the Multiverse. Please note this item does not work with your current TV or smart devices.
Eco Friendly DeathCore = Bamboo + Poplar Core + Strength + Flex + Lightweight + Super Fun.
DeathCore is team tested on groomers, terrain parks, and urban terrain and has resulted in something magical. DeathCore maintains its liveliness longer than other cores in part to the strength of bamboo. The environmental impacts of bamboo as a rapid renewable resource helps make the core a no-brainer.
Aura of Protection Top Sheet
A magical matte top sheet that protects your board and helps give you grip while riding one-footed. Protects from most-evil spells, hexes, curses, and witch’s brews. Note: does not protect against ski school kids stepping on your board.
XXX Fiberglass Weave for the hardcore kids. Vin Diesel can come too.
A triaxial fiberglass weave complements the wood core by adding strength and creates the perfect flex for our snowboards. Combined with the Sundae Sidewalls + DeathCore, the triaxial fiberglass strengthens the board (torsionally) to help the board keep its strength on turns.
Sundae Sidewalls
No one likes chatter. We use UMHW to offer the best combination of strength & board feel.
Super Sundae Sidewalls
This tasty polyurethane sidewall dampens vibrations and reduces the chatter more than other types of sidewalls. Polyurethane is temperature adverse which makes it resilient and durable.
A one inch carbon fiber strip from tip to tail stiffens The PopSickle to give you the extra lift when needed on those thigh high pow days.
Fast & FREE US Shipping on all orders over $60!
(48 contiguous states)
All orders will be shipped directly from our EasternBoarder locations. If you order items that are in both locations you may receive multiple shipments. In this event you will receive multiple shipping confirmation emails from us w/ all of your tracking numbers.
We process orders 7 days a week and pack orders as fast as we can. Most orders receiving tracking numbers with 3-6 hours during operating hours.
Orders over the weekend are packed and shipped however pickups are only Monday-Friday. So you might receive your tracking number over the weekend but tracking might not update til the following Monday or Tuesday.
Please keep in mind UPS & USPS doesn't always pick up or deliver on Holidays or Weekends.
*All Vans products are excluded from International Shipping
*If within 30 days of receipt or delivery date of your order & the item is still in new condition with all packaging and/or labels you should be good!
All eligible orders can receive a refund, credit, or exchange. (See conditions of specific items & eligibility here) Standard manufacturer warranties will also be honored.
HOW TO RETURN YOUR ITEM?
Please email orders@easternboarder.com and include:
We will email you back with 24 hours setting up the return and providing you with a label.